The B-I-B-L-E
A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know
what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you "know what the
Bible means?"
The son replied, "I DO know!"
"Okay, " said his father, "So Son, what does the Bible mean??
"That's easy, Daddy, It stands for
(B)asic
(I)nstructions
(B)efore
(L)eaving
(E)arth
Leave it to a child to figure out!