KIDS IN CHURCH

A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give
him the money now, will he let us go?"
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know
what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep
crossing things out?"
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A father took his 5-year-old son to several baseball games where The
Star-Spangled Banner was sung before the start of each game. Then the
father and son attended a a church on a Sunday shortly before Independence
Day. The congregation sang The Star-Spangled Banner, and after everyone
sat down, the little boy suddenly yelled out, "PLAY BALL!!!"
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A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service:
" And forgive us our trash passes as we forgive those who passed trash
against us."
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After a church service on Sunday Morning, a young boy suddenly announced
to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well, said the
little boy, " I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it
well be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit and listen."
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A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some time on Sunday
afternoon to write a letter to God. They were to bring their letter back
the following Sunday. One little boy wrote, "Dear God, We had a good
time at church today. Wish you could have been there."
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A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The
church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle,
carrying lighted candles. All was quiet until the little one started to
sing in a loud voice, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you...
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Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday
school. Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy
lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.When he got
to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the
people walked across safely. He used his walkie-talkie to radio
headquarters and call in an air strike. They sent in bombers to blow up
the bridge and all he Israelites were saved. "Now, Joey, is that REALLY
what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. Well, no, Mom, but if I
told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!
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A child came home from Sunday School and told his mother that he had
learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly. It took his
mother a while before she realized that the hymn was really "Gladly The
Cross I'd Bear,"
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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground,
Ms.Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly,the Sunday
School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made
ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."Bobby looked up
into her face and replied,"Well, Ms.Smith, you can't say you weren't
warned."